A deer just jumped on top of my car

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 07/19/2019 at 22:59 • Filed to: Deer

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So I was passenger in my car and my daughter was driving (learning manual) and a god damn mother fucking baby deer comes out of the mother fucking sky and lands on the roof of my car. So she stops the car, turns it off, I get out say what the fuck 5 times. The deer is on its side stuck between the bars of my bike rack. So I grab the goober by the ankles and fling it off the roof onto the road and it promptly ran away.

The only damage is this crack in my mirror housing.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/19/2019 at 23:12

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I fucking hate deer so goddamn much, fuck those fucking fuckers running in the middle of the goddamn road while I’m driving what the fuck do you have a death wish or something? You see me, I see you, get out of the goddamn way, piss off bud get out of here, don’t stand here wide eyed wondering why I’m bearing down on you, just like, fuck off five feet to the left and go back in the trees, what is wrong with you bud

CB > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/19/2019 at 23:12

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Shit, that’s nuts. Sounds like your daughter handles it like a champ, though.

MrDakka > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 07/19/2019 at 23:13

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This is why they are a prey species

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CB 07/19/2019 at 23:13

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I took over after that, she was done with .

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/19/2019 at 23:16

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Not bad. She’ll be ready for any road rage, car accidents, or mishaps now.

CB > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/19/2019 at 23:19

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Good call.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/19/2019 at 23:20

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Doe!

*insert Homer gif

Alfalfa > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/19/2019 at 23:23

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Svend > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/19/2019 at 23:26

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Svend 07/19/2019 at 23:28

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I was hoping it was injured or dead then it would be “oh dinner”.

Bylan - Hoarder of LS400's > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/19/2019 at 23:47

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Well thats some shit she’s never going to learn in drivers ed. Sounds like she handled it well too. 

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/19/2019 at 23:55

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It sounds like you informed the deer of it’s less than desirable decision making. That’ll make a good learning to drive story for your daughter.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/20/2019 at 00:03

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You were inches from death. Better open something cold and frothy to calm the nerves...

DipodomysDeserti > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 07/20/2019 at 00:16

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The deer are like, “fucking Euro trash dumping oil in our forest, don’t those assholes know we’ve bee n sustaining humans here for 14k years? If they didn’t kill off all the wolves they wouldn’t have to worry about hitting us, bud.”

DipodomysDeserti > MrDakka 07/20/2019 at 00:17

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Humans have proven to be a hell of a whole lot stupider than deer.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/20/2019 at 06:18

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SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/20/2019 at 06:57

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A deer...how positively luxurious...

Tell me more...

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/20/2019 at 06:59

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L ucky! Kudos to your daughter! Did she panic brake with brakes AND the clutch properly? :P

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 07/20/2019 at 09:30

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She just stopped the car and I told her to turn it off. 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 07/20/2019 at 09:30

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It would be a different story if it was an adult deer or if my sun roof was open.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/20/2019 at 19:08

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Truth. Deer strikes are becoming more common here too as the feral population of fallow deer swells and expands in range across South eastern Australia...not to mention the odd red deer, chital and sambar as well.